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Jan
26th
Thu
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Rams vs Mavs

Someone in my fantasy football league just asked this question…

OK, I got a little question / thought experiment for you.

The New England Patriots play against the Dallas Mavericks in a game of basketball.  The outcome of course is a foregone conclusion… The following weekend, the Mavericks play against the Patriots in a game of football, with a similar expectation of victory.

The question is… Who scores more points in their win?

Also note that the basketball game occurs prior to the football game.  I think this is important due to the likelihood of grievous bodily harm during the football game.

Followup question: Does the answer change if they play against the St. Louis Rams?  Or if the Rams play the Warriors (or whoever sucks right now in the MBA)?

Here’s my response.

Presuming the teams are both trying to score as many points as they reasonably can, or at the very least not taking a knee on every play after halftime, the Pats beat the Mavs 205-6 on the gridiron.  The Pats keep it closer, but lose 156-68 at hoops.

First of all, the Mavs suit up about 15 players, they’re tired going both ways all game.  Football is as much strategy and technique as athletic ability — no way the Mavs can cover the schemes the Pats will throw at them on offense, and no way they can consistently block on defense.  I was struggling to figure out how the Mavs score, but I reckon they may have enough speed at PG that eventually someone will elude enough defenders and return a kick for TD (PAT failed).

Just about everyone plays hoops recreationally, and hoops is much more reliant on physical ability than any other sport (maybe soccer withstanding).  I’m sure the Pats have at least a couple of guys that played hoops in college.  They have enough size/speed at OLB to bang inside, and think they can slow the game down to prevent it from getting away.

I really think any NFL team wins this experiment with any NBA team — Rams over Heat.

Feb
18th
Thu
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on stickers

my son happily

uses up his sticker sheets

i always saved them

Jul
9th
Thu
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an inconvenient situation

Me‎‎ [9:33 AM]:
our urinals are still out of commission on 3
one has been broke for at least 2 weeks
if not 3
Co-Worker‎‎ [9:34 AM]:
yea, one up here has had a plastic bowtie for weeks. weeks, dude.
Me‎‎ [9:35 AM]:
what the frig, srsly
so we have 5 total holes per floor
we got the 2 urinals sacked up and out of commission
and 1 of the 3 squatters backed up and full of shit

Mar
5th
Thu
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on messenger today

me: but man i like liking things
me: i am also a fan of stuff, as i see you are too
me: so we’ve got that in common
my buddy: lots of my friends like that i like stuff
my buddy: i like that
me: yeah, i like that you like that

Feb
11th
Wed
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that is the worst idea i’ve ever heard.

slipaustin:

ESPN’s Rob Stone attempting to rename 4 strikes in a game of bowling from a “4-Bagger” to a “Hambone”. Thoughts? http://is.gd/jcaR
Dec
23rd
Tue
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Wisdom of a three year old

Yesterday, driving home from Christmas shopping, we get stuck behind a Suburban driving like 30 mph on Champion Forest.  It’s a 2 lane road, that will be expanded, at some point, to 4 lanes.  So Wyatt says, from the back, “come on, drive already”.  At the stop sign, the Suburban turns while we continue straight.  Wyatt, in his best exasperated voice — “I’m glad they turned.”  Later, out of the blue, he says “I think a lady was driving that truck.”

Nov
3rd
Mon
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overheard in the office

Boss:  Shane, have you heard of the Nickelback song called Rock Star?

Oct
29th
Wed
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Performing on Letterman Tonight

also, watch this.  You won’t be disappointed.

cardinalcave:

11:30 ET/PT
Oct
4th
Sat
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The book of swords!

The book of swords!

Oct
2nd
Thu
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oh yeah, me

what kind of dork calls home to ask his wife to set the TiVo to record a debate?