January 2012
1 post
1 tag
Rams vs Mavs
Someone in my fantasy football league just asked this question…
OK, I got a little question / thought experiment for you. The New England Patriots play against the Dallas Mavericks in a game of basketball. The outcome of course is a foregone conclusion… The following weekend, the Mavericks play against the Patriots in a game of football, with a similar expectation of victory. The...
February 2010
1 post
on stickers
my son happily
uses up his sticker sheets
i always saved them
July 2009
1 post
an inconvenient situation
Me [9:33 AM]:
our urinals are still out of commission on 3
one has been broke for at least 2 weeks
if not 3
Co-Worker [9:34 AM]:
yea, one up here has had a plastic bowtie for weeks. weeks, dude.
Me [9:35 AM]:
what the frig, srsly
so we have 5 total holes per floor
we got the 2 urinals sacked up and out of commission
and 1 of the 3 squatters backed up and full of...
March 2009
1 post
on messenger today
me: but man i like liking things me: i am also a fan of stuff, as i see you are too me: so we’ve got that in common my buddy: lots of my friends like that i like stuff my buddy: i like that me: yeah, i like that you like that
February 2009
1 post
that is the worst idea i’ve ever heard.
slipaustin:
ESPN’s Rob Stone attempting to rename 4 strikes in a game of bowling from a “4-Bagger” to a “Hambone”. Thoughts? http://is.gd/jcaR
December 2008
1 post
Wisdom of a three year old
Yesterday, driving home from Christmas shopping, we get stuck behind a Suburban driving like 30 mph on Champion Forest. It’s a 2 lane road, that will be expanded, at some point, to 4 lanes. So Wyatt says, from the back, “come on, drive already”. At the stop sign, the Suburban turns while we continue straight. Wyatt, in his best exasperated voice — “I’m glad...
November 2008
1 post
overheard in the office
Boss: Shane, have you heard of the Nickelback song called Rock Star?
October 2008
5 posts
Performing on Letterman Tonight
also, watch this. You won’t be disappointed.
cardinalcave:
11:30 ET/PT
oh yeah, me
what kind of dork calls home to ask his wife to set the TiVo to record a debate?
Two words...awesome. →
Woman named Bacon wins Idaho hog-calling title
September 2008
2 posts
cheesy poofs
My lil guy wanted to pick up some cheesy poofs at the grocery store yesterday. As I’m finishing my lunch at my desk now, I’m thinking “good call, son.”
whoah
look who started blogging.